Ode to the Passive-Aggressive

Your face is enchanting
And your physique a sight to see
You’re enjoyable to look at
But together we cannot be

Your lips are luscious
Your kisses divine
But I must go on now
As you will never be mine

You capture my attention
Because you are so smart
But as tempting as it is
You won’t get my heart

Your delightful sense of humor
Is charming and bold
But your passive-aggressive bullshit
Has already gotten old

So good-bye my friend
It has been a real thrill
But your passive-aggressiveness
Has broken the deal