Your face is enchanting
And your physique a sight to see
You’re enjoyable to look at
But together we cannot be
Your lips are luscious
Your kisses divine
But I must go on now
As you will never be mine
You capture my attention
Because you are so smart
But as tempting as it is
You won’t get my heart
Your delightful sense of humor
Is charming and bold
But your passive-aggressive bullshit
Has already gotten old
So good-bye my friend
It has been a real thrill
But your passive-aggressiveness
Has broken the deal
